April 2012
oh poops,
and now this is the queue for me to leave.
Catch you guys on the flip side.
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yurisexual:
You can discover a person’s wishes, goals, interests, and fetishes
Simply by looking through the pictures on their iPod
omfgggggg
Shieeet. I hate having the windows opened so late at night. Now my skin itches all over from bug bites.
wizcoylifa:
if you die in the sims you die for real
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gaymzee:
what if you farted and it sounded like a fart
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crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
mpregle:
do you ever remember your blog when you first started out on tumblr and punch yourself in the face
yurisexual:
YOU CALLING FADES BITCH AKSDJFLEDFSA
I
don’t know..
am
I
?
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yurisexual replied to your post: why do I have this file with photos of my…
BECUZ U R A BAKA
UR AN ASSBAKA
why do I have this file with photos of my friend„„„
my dash is fAST FOR ONCE
yurisexual:
xingese:
I don’t know if you know this„„
butt I can watch rated G movies.
you guys are bakas
r u trying 2 say somethin’
my dash is fAST FOR ONCE
clinquantdreams:
xingese:
no i don’t want to fight
u callin fades??
I don’t know if you know this„„
butt I can watch rated G movies.
lintott:
i’ve never been on a date
12 year olds get dates
and i dont
bemusedlybespectacled:
bamfinajumper:
sirarthurconandoilies:
airdotcaptain:
ununpentium:
seriously though
america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon
sincerely,
uk.
never
Dear UK,
We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now?
Love,
America
Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!!
I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS FREEDOM
gaymzee:
i throw my death threat in the air sometimes saying “aaayyooo, help denkoooo” (´・ω・`)
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
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my dash is fAST FOR ONCE
clinquantdreams:
xingese:
clinquantdreams:
xingese:
nobody cares
you wanna fight?
no i don’t want to fight
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
my dash is fAST FOR ONCE
clinquantdreams:
xingese:
nobody cares
you wanna fight?
my dash is fAST FOR ONCE
"You know you're a 90s kid when-"
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
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clinquantdreams:
xingese:
clinquantdreams:
i hev 2 pee
omFG
nobody cares
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clinquantdreams:
i hev 2 pee
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perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
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when im bored on skype, i sing terrible parodies...
fartz: kONY
IN DA HOUSE
gO KONY
GO KONY
HERE WE GO
Im the new opressor
livin in Uganda
and I'm officially
p00p: katfa calm down
fartz: the new daycare owner
and he's blowin things up
(YOU BETTER CALM DOWN KONYYYYY)
(YEAH YEAH)
I'm talking about kids with guns
Fighting their own kind
America, do you mind getting some invisible children for me
Uganda will never BE THE SAME
CUZ WE GOT
KONY KONY KONY IN UGANDAAAAAAA
Yeah, we're opressin people every day
KONY KONY KONY
RAPE ME NOW
That's right, I'm in Uganda
He's gonna kill us all (kiss us all)
p00p: OHMYGOD KARA
CALM DOWN
fartz: kill*
Kill us and rape us
Got some children, Hey America!
(Look out now)
WE'VE GOT KONY IN UGANDA
p00p: wtf are you singing
(KIIIIIIIILL)
KONY IN UGANDA
IM YOUR OPRESSOR
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